Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Toothpaste and the State Senator

In Cambridge, we are (well, were as he resigned today) represented by Anthony Galluccio in the Massachusetts state senate. What lead to this resignation just a series of stupid decisions he made while drinking. His journey to his resignation began on October 4, 2009 when he rear ended a mini van and fled the scene. However, the drive took note of his license plate and reported him to the police. While investigating this hit and run, it was revealed that 13 hours before the hit and run, the police had given Galluccio a ride home because they believed he was too drunk to drive himself. In December, he pleaded guilty to fleeing the scene of a crime and was sentenced to six months home confinement but was allowed out to attend church and cast senate votes. That's right, he didn't resign from the Senate. However, within 72 hours of beginning house arrest, the court ordered breathalyzer detected alcohol on his breath at least four different times. Galluccio blamed these results on his toothpaste.

He actually called witnesses to testify about his toothpaste and how it caused him to fail these tests, but the judge did not buy it and sentenced him to a year in jail. He then resigned. However, the toothpaste's inventor said Galluccio's claim was unfounded. It never ceases to amaze me what levels some politicans will go to avoid taking responsibility for their actions. Lying and deception is never okay. However, I find the whole situation incredibly funny. So next time you decide to drive you car, remember do not brush your teeth because in case you get pulled over you might get arrested for a DUI!

1 comment:

Andrea said...

That is too funny. If he were a wise senator he would have blamed it on the Listerine and not the toothpaste. Only kidding, I totally agree with you. It's so sad to think of who is running this country.